Brad, Amy and baby Pearl came by yesterday. After Pearl busted out with some impressive watch-me-roll-over dance moves, we headed outside where, naturally, I showed the couple with a small impressionable baby the heap of disturbing junk underneath the front porch. In a (rare) fit of bravery, I hopped down and picked up the derelict Ken doll. We discovered that, sadly, he was no longer vocal. We also discovered...that he wasn't Ken!Brad looked closely at his molded plastic booty and sagely declared "I think this is a GI Joe." Joe had been engaged in an under-porch covert op, naked and rubbed in under-porch camo makeup since 1964. That is commitment, go Joe!
We're taking a poll, which of the Village People-like Talking Joes do YOU think our naked Joe is?
2 comments:
He's definitely the Navy guy...no one goes that deep under the porch without being in the Navy. No one.
Yeah, thanks alot for revealing Joe's clandestine location. The terrorist are going to win now...all because of you two.
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