Monday, June 1, 2009

PB & M

Our brand new carpet in "Peanut Butter" was installed a few days ago and Madison has already installed herself as its accompaniment.

Peanut Butter is, really, the best name for a carpet color. We had "Sandy Bottom" installed on the steps and upstairs and moaning "Mmmm, sandy bottom" while wiggling your toes sounds much less healthy than doing the same while wiggling your toes in peanut butter. Which is what I do to keep my heels silky soft and my cuticles supple. Moaning "Sandy Bottommmm" sounds like a Cinemax-goes-to-the-beach feature.

More pictures of peanut butter:


You may notice that there is a large hole cut out of our beautiful drywall. Apparently using a perfectly innocent fiberglass tub as your utility sink is not a good idea. Don't do it. Don't put drywall mud down an unassuming residential drain. For real.

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