Return of Still Life of Disturbing Junk!

With the tree out of the way and the ground ripped up, new disturbing artifacts from previous residents of 517 came to light. Remember what we thought was Ken but turned out to be GI Joe from under the front porch? We found his burlier cousin who went the way of the professional wrestling along with a gigantic plastic firearm in the backyard:

Joe seems to have met his demise in a more peaceful fashion than the B'ton Bomber:

This is the face of a man who went down fighting. Or doing other things we shouldn't mention on a family-friendly blog.