Do you not quake in your wingtips at the sight of the High Volume Low Pressure Paint Sprayer? Do you not tearfully admit that, yes, there was a period during which you thought a headband was a good fashion choice? Do you not concede that, true, you do play a doctor on TV? Policy wonks, policy away, but we dare you to tangle with this cabinet!
You may be able to burnish your murky reputations but you can never apply a nice even coat of high gloss! Never! Woody, on the other hand, wielded the HVLP with aplomb today. And while we didn't perform community service per se today, as suggested by the descendants of MLK, we did do our neighbors a service by getting ourselves a few steps closer to a kitchen. Thus reducing the number of days they will have to witness our hygenically questionable cooking habits at the grill.
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